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Joke of the Day

"Avoiding the use of French-derived words... Is not my forte."

"Dear Santa, Last year you gave me a sweater for Christmas. This year I would prefer a Moaner or a Screamer."

"As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free..."

"why do woman get periods? because they deserve them"

"2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both in hospital...one's in a korma.."

"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Good hiders, aren't they?"

"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."

"Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil."

"Large scale pot-growing bust on my neighbors property I was charged with planting evidence..."