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Joke of the Day
"Why Ahmed made a clock? To know when to blow up"
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"How do you make a car top? You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!"
"what is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet"
"What happens to illegally parked frogs ? They get toad away."
"Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful"
"You kids don't remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys."
"My wife just sent me a text "" I just bought you the best Christmas present! xox :)"" .....I hope she misspelled Xbox"
"The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk"
"Michael Phelps can't play any MMORPG anymore He always gets banned as a gold farmer."
"Me: ""Goodnight Bed."" Bed: ""New foam who dis?"""