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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between myxomatosis and Hugh Hefner? Myxomatosis doesn't need Viagra to fuck bunnies."

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder."

"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."

"What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro."

"Roses are red... Roses are red. Harambe was shot. I am Rick Harrison. This is my pawn shop."

"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"

"The toilet at my local Police Station has been stolen. Cops have nothing to go on"

"A man was killed by ducks last week I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*"

"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"

"I eat bits of metal all day... It's my staple diet."