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Joke of the Day
"What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes? It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!"
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"Why/How do bakers work? They knead the dough."
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""
"*gets out of bed* *steps on something* me: Ugh *turns light on* wife: What is it? me: The cat caught another smart car"
"What do you call someone with no legs? 30 a week poorer."
"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""
"If you're reading this.. then you are not Floyd Mayweather."
"It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!"
"People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."