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Joke of the Day
"I saw my calculator hitting on someone the other day. He's a real casionova"
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"What do you call a super cool assassin? A badassassin."
"Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years? It has two lower case a's"
"Why ""hooters""? Who decided breasts looked like owls? They were wrong."
"What do is the difference between acne and a pedophile? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're twelve"
"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"What has 9 arms and 10 legs? A Def Leppard."
"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."
"If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be."
"""One Two Three Four Five Six... KEVIN!!!"" - how I would introduce myself 100% of the time if my parents had blessed me with the name Kevin"