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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free."
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"I think it's weird that characters in comic strips always recite the alphabet to fall asleep... ...But it's even weirder that they always time it exactly fucking perfect."
"What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!"
"Only ten more American gun massacres until christmas"
"In 1974 I helped a man called ""Falcon"" throw a heavy bag into the river.That nite on the news, I learned what it was: 300lbs of used condoms"
"Want to know why fish tanks are stupid They don't even have a military."
"I use my neighbor's outdoor jacuzzi for bubble bath time with my cat. I'd invite him, but my cat's funny about bathing with strangers."
"Why are there no gay suicide bombers? They can find millions of virgins just by going on Reddit."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"
"I like my women like I like my ice cream, Rich, creamy, and in my freezer."