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Joke of the Day
"What does pizza and vagina have in common? They both good hot or cold"
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"I think I'm gonna fail my Women in Islam class The course covers everything"
"I've often wondered, how do devout Christians handle being raped? Y'know, with that whole ""turn the other cheek"" thing?"
"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."
"What do you call some one with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."
"It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports."
"Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing"
"Wall, you may have ears but you're pretty useless without a mouth and eyes, aren't you? Wall?"
"This guy tried to sell me a casket. I told him, ""well, that's the *last* thing I'm gonna need."""