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Joke of the Day

"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."

"Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour."

"What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog? I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir."

"Inspired by T.G.I.Fridays, I opened a place called C.L.I.Thursdays. It closed down though because most guys couldnt find it"

"How do you greet a German baker? Gluten Tag"

"I hated Sex Ed at school. Or 'Sexy Edward', to give him his full name."

"Im not a lawyer But I do have a small private firm right now."

"Why is NTFS healthy? Because it's FAT free."

"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."

"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"