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Joke of the Day

"I've got a joke about odd numbers. It's not even funny."

"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."

"Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride."

"Yes, it's me Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"

"Whats the difference between light and hard You can sleep with a light on."

"You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Well, I just heard from my father for the first time in 14 years."

"If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office."

"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved down there, you know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah the f*cking drain is clogged again."""

"Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue"