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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between light and hard You can sleep with a light on."

"Thank God I don't have to pay my computer's solitaire debts."

"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."

"why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac? because they always take things literally!"

"An elf walks into a bar. (LOTR) The hobbit laughed and walked under it."

"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."

"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"

"I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting..."

"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."

"One hundred bacteria walk into a bar... of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor."