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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride."

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"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""
"Him: Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big? Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk."
"Today is the only day out of the year I wouldn't mind if people asked me the date just so I can respond with ""10/4 buddy"""
"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"
"Doctor says I need to see a chiropractor for my back pain... I said ""Are you nuts? I don't have time to go to Egypt!"""
"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"
"""Why don't you trust me?"", she texted both the guys simultaneously."
"Why did santa and Mrs. Claus go to marriage counseling? Santa only cums once a year."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a bassist? Santa Claus has gifts"