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Joke of the Day
"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."
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"Houses in detroit are a lot like cheap ugly hookers... Only $1, but still no one wants them."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not gonna come anyway"
"What's the most dangerous part about Scrabble It's all fun and games until someone loses an I"
"I thought about doing stand up comedy, then I sat back down again."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture"
"What's the difference between Trump and my mom. Putin doesn't have pictures of my mom fucking a 12 year old Russian boy."
"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."
"Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!"
"Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !"