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Joke of the Day

"A rope walks into a bar And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter."

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"Donald Trump gets elected Oops thought i was on r/nosleep"
"What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist? A psychiatric tryst."
"Mum: did you masturbate while showering again? Son: I'm cleaning it as fast as I like to!"
"How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample? Poop in the specimen cup."
"Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds? They hog the Schwing set."
"[DARK] A bulky muslim man walks into a gay bar... He says ""EVERYONE, WANNA SEE THESE GUNS??"" Everyone ""YEEEAAAHHH!!!"" And. Thats how Orlando happened. And dark humor is never too soon :)"
"Doctor doctor my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time."
"Please don't joke about 9/11, my uncle was on one of the planes. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
"My family tried an ""Unplugged Evening"", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana"