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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump gets elected Oops thought i was on r/nosleep"
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"A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors."
"I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already."
"There are two kinds of people in this world Those who finish what they started and"
"I call my Missus's mimsy 'The Tardis' Not because it's bigger inside than I expected. It's just that she's had several dozen companions and at least one dog in there."
"I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo."
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause and the end of a clause."
"What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight? A mathador."
"What do you call an upside down blonde? A brunette with bad breath"
"If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot."