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Joke of the Day

"[DARK] A bulky muslim man walks into a gay bar... He says ""EVERYONE, WANNA SEE THESE GUNS??"" Everyone ""YEEEAAAHHH!!!"" And. Thats how Orlando happened. And dark humor is never too soon :)"

"Are trees really necessary? They seem kind of arbor-trary."

"Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in the US? Welcome to Louisiana"

"My daughter gets all bossy when we're playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she's at school I play with them the way I want."

"My kid is singing ""Mac-n-cheese"" to the tune of ""Stand by Me."" You guys just tried it, didn't you?"

"Did you hear Lorain Labbobit died in a car accident last week? Some dick cut her off!"

"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."

"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."