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Joke of the Day

"What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist? A psychiatric tryst."

"How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."

"[press session regarding increase in shark bites] Reporter: Are there more attacks in one area? Scientist: [lips against mic] In the water"

"I think my entire family is racist. I was dating an Asian woman and eventually brought her to my home to meet my family My wife and kids didn't even want to talk to me."

"What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven't seen it)"

"A masochist walked into a bar But he was okay with it"

"Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !"

"What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell? Dumb ones!"

"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."

"I vote Gabe Newell for president. There will never be a World War 3."