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Joke of the Day
"My family tried an ""Unplugged Evening"", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana"
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"Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda. The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan."
"I got told off for masturbating at the gun range. We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip."
"Why is it called ""reading a book"" and not paper view?"
"I treat my body like a temple. By that I mean that a bunch of Jewish guys enter me every Friday night."
"I got like 30 followers off a tweet about free porn sites, to which I say free credit report lose weight free penis enlargement."
"TIL something incredibly shocking about Germany's former Chancellor... ...he was **literally** Hitler"
"If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist."
"What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life? HINDsight"
"The Energizer Bunny died last night... ...of sexual exhaustion. Someone put in his batteries the wrong way and he just kept coming and coming and coming..."