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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking about opening one of those ""pray away the gay"" clinics just so I can name it ""God Save the Queen."""

"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"

"Its O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point !"

"A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks ""Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you're so basic."""

"If I am attacked by a group of clowns..... should I always go for the juggler?"

"A drunk was seen by a cop thrusting his hips every couple of steps as he staggered down the road. Cop catches up to him and asks him what he was doing? Drunk says...... Fucking nothing."

"What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified? He gets a little cross."

"When I was younger I wanted to rule the world. Now I just want to spell words close enough that autocorrect can figure out what I'm saying"

"Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7? Because they can't even."

"I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself."