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Joke of the Day

"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"

"When does a guy turn into a gay? When something's bent on top of U"

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who know how to count, and those who don't."

"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"

"{Favorite Halloween Prank at Walmart} Old Lady: Your son is adorable 4 yr. old: *running down aisles* Me: Mam' My son died 10 years ago."

"Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep."

"Did you know that Kennedy was a sex addict? I guess that's why they call it the 'White' House ( )"

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time."

"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"