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Joke of the Day
"Its O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point !"
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"What do your child and your dick have in common? If you don't beat it enough, it'll start standing up for itself in public."
"My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science."
"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."
"How does James Bond sleep? Around."
"A client comes to a bank: My cheque was returned with a remark: ""Insufficient funds"". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"
"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."
"Heard this while at a Canadian airport. Lady: We're going to the states for a few days. Oldman: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Lady: Why not? Oldman: It's full of Americans."
"Why do women shit?"
"Ever been to a Canadian mosh pit? ""Oh sorry eh! Oh! Sorry! Sorry, eh? Sorry? So sorry! Oh! Oh no.... Sorry, eh?"""