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Joke of the Day
"Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7? Because they can't even."
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"My wife tells me my conspiracy theory obsession is getting out of control.. I wonder how much the government paid her to say that."
"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."
"Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake? Because she had one heck of an ex-goose"
"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before I jump on a trampoline"
"Q: What's the shortest book ever written? A: French War Heroes."
"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."
"If I can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?"
"[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same."
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're."