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Joke of the Day

"What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified? He gets a little cross."

"Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town."

"I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed but when they cry the tears run down their back!"

"Women are like Alarm Clocks. It's such a relief when they finally shut the hell up."

"Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again."

"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."

"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"-currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult"

"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."

"Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide. Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd."