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Joke of the Day
"pizza is my favorite winter activity"
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"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""
"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one."
"Who called it death by autoerotic asphyxiation and not final fantasy"
"What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture? Mein Kampfy Chair"
"Life's like a box of chocolates It don't last long for fat people."
"When is the only time you can park like a retard? In a handicapped spot."
"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."