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Joke of the Day
"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"
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"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"
"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."
"What do you call a good looking Spanish/Jewish guy? Flacowitz"
"Working at the aluminum can recycling center is the saddest job I've had. It's just soda pressing."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bitch can suck my dick in the dark for all I care...."
"What do Jewish women get when they go to the gynecologist? A pap schmear."
"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."
"Anyone want a free car? Angry bee inside but otherwise, perfect."
"What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it."