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Joke of the Day
"The pirate was pretty tired... He YARwned."
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"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid 200 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."
"Men at 25 plays football. Men at 40 plays tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller ?"
"So why is the latest Windows OS called 10? Because *Windows 7 8 9!*"
"A Neckbeard Approaches a Cancer Patient at a Bar... He tips his fedora and says, ""Malady."""
"My penis has a warning label... It says ""Warning! Choking hazard...small parts."""
"The inventor of distorted mirrors has died. His funeral with be held in asymmetry."
"What road do crazy people take? The Pyscho**path**"