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Joke of the Day

"The pirate was pretty tired... He YARwned."

"How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC] Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!"

"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."

"Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children? Because his nuts were in his neck!"

"There were three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."

"How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um."

"*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know"

"I used to be a banker... But then I lost interest."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"

"How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb To get to the other side"