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Joke of the Day

"TIL Steve Irwin's official cause of death was ""onset of fever"" https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fever"

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"My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children."
"My wife came back really upset from her doctor's appointment -What did he say my love? -He said we cannot have sex for at least a month... -How that? -He is on vacation in Barbados for a month..."
"What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P"
"So I sat down on the toilet... ...and my cat ran out from behind it. It scared the shit out of me."
"What did the lizard get at home depot? Reptile."
"Did you hear of the old man that died while masturbating? He had a stroke."
"Fisherman got jokes... A little fish humor for everyone. ""Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"" ""Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"" ""You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"""
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"
"What do you call an average Mexican? Nacho average guy"
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