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Joke of the Day
"I almost got raped in jail ... My family takes monopoly way too seriously."
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"Why did everyone think that the proctologist was a great fighter? Because he was really good at talking shit...."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None... It should be opened when she brings it to you."
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"
"Set a fire for a man and you'll keep him warm for an hour... ...set a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"when I run out of spoons that tells me its probably time to do the dishes .. or quit heroine, whichever."
"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."
"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."
"""If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."" - Philosophical soup kitchen chef"
"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."