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Joke of the Day

"If the opposite of impossible is Possible & the opposite of immature is Mature, you can conclude that i'm a very Portant person to some."

"What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who sprays graffiti on chain link fences."

"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""

"Alone floating on a raft in the pool. Asked the neighbor to call my home phone and ask someone to bring me a beer. Work smarter not harder."

"The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless... I was like, 0mg!"

"Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!! - squirrels"

"I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken."

"Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn't suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)"

"Knock Knock -Who's there? Come in. -Come in who? ( )"

"Why are there interstates in Hawaii?"