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Joke of the Day

"Close your eyes. Now imagine a peaceful meadow. That meadow represents your betrayal. I told you to close your eyes, but you kept reading."

"Hard to tell if the walmart cashier was mad about me having more than 20 items, or if he just hated his life."

"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."

"I think my doctor has OCD too... He diagnosed me with CDO."

"I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. He's going to have a fit when he sees it."

"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"

"The world has gotten so politically correct that I don't know what is appropriate to throw at a crying baby in a restaurant anymore."

"What is the medical term for a fat cow? Morbidly o-beef"

"Operation Protective Edge was not about wearing condoms."

"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""