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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my men Tall, dark, strong, and inside of me."
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"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."
"Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'"
"What are 3 things you can't give a black man? A fat lip, A black eye and, a job. I had too.."
"*Signs into Facebook ""If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"" is posted everywhere *Agrees *Deletes Facebook"
"What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!"
"I Remember The Last Thing My Grandpa Said to me Before he kicked the Bucket He said ""Hey, how Far Do you think i can kick this bucket?"""
"You can tell a lot about a person by holding them hostage and asking them questions."
"What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south? Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer"
"I rang a gym yesterday and asked them if they could teach me to do the splits ""How flexible are you?"" they asked ""Well I can't do Tuesday's"""