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"What is a Japanese girl's favourite dessert Senpai"
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"Just picked up some cologne from the .99 cent store because chicks dig it when I smell like back child support and restraining orders"
"Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q"
"I've thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"
"What's the difference between when you're hungry and when you're horny Where you put the cucumber."
"[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What's big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic."
"Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they they appear."
"My Dad just told me I looked like Jesus. I think he has a God complex."
"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you'll lose it."""