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Joke of the Day
"If I get $1 for every racist joke.. I'd be rich enough and black people would start robbing me."
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"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."
"So anyone know how much a Polar Bear weighs? About enough to break the ice..........."
"*buys Sushi for Dummies* *preheats oven* *reads first page of Sushi for Dummies* *turns off oven*"
"Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!"
"What's long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."
"What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds? There's 19 of them"
"What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end"
"Expect some precipitation later tonight. Because I'm about to make it rain on deez hoez."
"[Border control] Officer: ""You're not American."" Me: ""Deep."" *Officer squints* M: ""Fried."" *squints harder* M: ""Guns."" ""Welcome back, Sir."""