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Joke of the Day
"My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter."
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"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."
"How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries."
"What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."
"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."
"Somehow,, We've got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under."
"Donald Trump is elected president..."
"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."
"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"