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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is elected president..."
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"Have you found them? ""Not yet, sir."" THEY'RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE. HOW HARD COULD IT BE? ""They wear tiny masks, sir."""
"Giving someone a Dunkin Donuts gift certificate for their birthday is the perfect way to say ""I love you"" and ""I hate you"" at the same time"
"""Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..."" *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*"
"I keep fixing my door every time my British friend leaves He always brexit."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"
"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman"
"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"
"whats the difference between a girl and a bus? ""What's the difference between a girl And a bus"" ""What?"" ""As more people that go in the bus the tighter it gets"""