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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."
Next Joke
"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""
"A conversation between two strangers in a diner... Man #1: You know, without the mustache you'd look just like my first wife. Man #2: I don't have a mustache! Man #1: She did."
"A great pun... is its own reword."
"I want to do for the unibrow what Hitler did for the little moustache."
"Me: My flight was canceled so I won't be home until tomorrow. Her: but you said you were just going out for milk."
"The Oscars so white I gotta wear shades."
"I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo."
"That's the third time in a week I've woken myself up by farting. One more complaint and they're not gonna let me drive this bus anymore."
"Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking... JK Rolling"