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Joke of the Day
"A muslim walks into a bar No one survived the blast."
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"FB sent me a notification. It said my meth lab on Farmville blew up."
"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"
"I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite ""BOG WISDOM"""
"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."
"I used to miss Mitch Hedburg I still do... But I used to, too. RIP"
"I never let people borrow my shoes, because if they walk a mile in them they'll know how much I exaggerate my problems."
"If you have to do more than 3 takes when taking a picture of yourself, it's not the angle or the lighting. It's you. You're ugly."
"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"
"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""