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Joke of the Day
"I used to miss Mitch Hedburg I still do... But I used to, too. RIP"
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"Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good"
"I'm always on the guest list at Club Sandwich."
"I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours."
"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."
"Gymnasts used to look tiny and cute, now they look like they'll kick your @ss in a bar fight."
"(Not a joke) Can have some flairs for the type of joke? So we'll know which jokes are One-liners,short,long,punny,and anti-humor"
"Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family."
"You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas."
"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"