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Joke of the Day
"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"
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"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One WALKS on the MOON, and the other fucks little children."
"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left "
"What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl? Her resume."
"My dad died of the big C... He drowned."
"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"
"While everyone was fighting the walkers... ...who was keeping an eye on Corral?"
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay"
"How do you know if an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his"
"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"