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Joke of the Day

"If you have to do more than 3 takes when taking a picture of yourself, it's not the angle or the lighting. It's you. You're ugly."

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"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."
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"What dat mouf do ;)"
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"I had something to post about female circumcision but I can't find it now. I'll have to look deeper."