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Joke of the Day
"FB sent me a notification. It said my meth lab on Farmville blew up."
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"What was shaken and is now stirred? Haiti."
"what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce"
"The word 'mortar' has 2 different meanings. As I discovered today when the house I built blew up."
"Office Scare Prank"
"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""
"First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes it could stop a clock."
"A local policeman did a talk on heroin It was impossible to understand him"
"The Viking God Thor comes to Earth... and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her ""I am Thor"". She replies ""you're thor, I can't even pith!"""
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"