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Joke of the Day
"Him: Do you want to run away with me? Me: We won't actually be running, right?"
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"What does a monk say when you evict him? Namaste"
"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"
"Things I'm never going to do: - Give you up - Let you down - Run around - Desert you - Make you cry - Say goodbye - Tell a lie - Hurt you"
"A billionaire has a billion dollars. A millionaire has a million dollars. What do you call a person with ten dollars? A college student."
"Real geniuses never talk about that they are a genius. I know from myself."
"Why Batman never joke into comedy. One rule: NO KILLING"
"Some say I've ""gone off the rails,"" or ""left the reservation,"" or ""screwed the pooch,"" or ""mixed my metaphors,"" or ""launched the hot dog"""
"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"
"The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe ;)"