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"The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe ;)"
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"Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? Because it had great circadian rhythms."
"What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their stupid event?"
"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."
"What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Sheet"
"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50.... ... Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. ... ... Riceless."
"""Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."" - Me to my children."
"Meanwhile, back at the ranch... Grandma's beating off the Indians but they're still coming."
"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."