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Joke of the Day

"Why Batman never joke into comedy. One rule: NO KILLING"

"A blind man walks into a bar... and he falls down and asks for help."

"A male prison guard asks a woman on death row what she would like for her last meal. She replies, ""I don't know, what do you want to eat?"""

"Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn't allow ""force kin""."

"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."

"What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs."

"A can crushers job must be... Soda pressing."

"You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!"

"I think your first love holds the biggest piece of your heart because they made the first cut."

"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."