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Joke of the Day

"Just when you think the celebrity deaths are done for 2016, Wham! there's one more."

"Why do black people not go on cruises? They won't fall for that one again."

"Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents."

"""Come together, right now, over me."" -Beatles lyrics or gangbang dialogue"

"Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen"

"Dude, did you hear Willy Nelson's gone..? Yeah..he's on the road again."

"I started a book club. A coloring book club. There's a line to get in. We're never on the same page. Nothing's black & white. We're well red"

"why the animale go to the store? ""chill"" with friends"

"I swear I won't be undressing you with my eyes again. That REALLY hurt!"

"Million dollar idea: an alarm clock that plays Nickelback if you hit snooze."