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Joke of the Day
"Million dollar idea: an alarm clock that plays Nickelback if you hit snooze."
Next Joke
"I was mugged today... I was mugged in an alley today, all they took was my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about that."
"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."
"all restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough"
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.."
"Do you know what a will is? C'mon! It's a dead giveaway."
"*Will smith is alone in his corner, depressed* ""Won't Smith,"" he whispers"
"I've been told I'm oblivious. I had not noticed this."
"penis it's funny because I said penis"
"How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever."