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Joke of the Day
"""Come together, right now, over me."" -Beatles lyrics or gangbang dialogue"
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"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
"Do you know how I feel about muscle relaxers? I valium."
"My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser."
"I don't think I'm ready for the emotional commitment of ordering a Happy Meal."
"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."
"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."
"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night? Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!"
"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"