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Joke of the Day

"Dude, did you hear Willy Nelson's gone..? Yeah..he's on the road again."

"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? No one, they both eat out."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives ? America"

"If gravity were a person... He'd be pretty down to earth."

"hey girl, are you my mom? cuz i'd like to kill your husband and fuck you"

"[day after trying sushi for the first time] ME: *putting frozen chicken nuggets on table* WIFE: this isn't cooke- ME: it's sushi, susan"

"What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer."

"What does the narcissistic cow say? ""Meeeeee!"" I wrote this. I'm now a comedy writer. You are welcome."

"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."

"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."