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Joke of the Day

"Dude, did you hear Willy Nelson's gone..? Yeah..he's on the road again."

"Who is the Prime Minister of Israol? Netanyahoo"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend Gregory Peck."

"Just went too deep with a Q-Tip and now I can't do math."

"Women claim men are dogs but remember if you feed a dog his favorite food all the time, he will never leave home."

"Why was the drug dealer late? Because he tripped"

"me *walks into house* wife: Where are the kids? me *turns around and goes back out*"

"If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy."

"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"

"An Italian rugby player will miss a match against Scotland after being bitten by a dog; Scotland was quoted as saying ""good boy."""