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Joke of the Day
"I swear I won't be undressing you with my eyes again. That REALLY hurt!"
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"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!"
"What does a subatomic duck say? ""Quark!"""
"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."
"Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank? They weren't hiring."
"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"
"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."
"Holy Week joke: What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday? Just chilling."
"should probably not think about sad things at work i mean who wants to buy a dildo from someone who was clearly just crying in the shoe room"
"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""