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Joke of the Day
"Was kicked out of Walmart today. When I walked in I saw a ""Wet Floor"" sign. So I did."
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"What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student? Her scar pupil."
"*Receives good, solid, sound advice. *Does exact opposite."
"If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it...... He's gay, definitely gay."
"The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 So, who just got a mini heart attack?"
"What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away? Gonorrhea."
"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."
"What's the difference between your mom and the subway? Homeless guys have to pay $2.50 to jerk off on the subway."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."
"How many X does it take to change a light bulb? N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!"