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Joke of the Day
"What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student? Her scar pupil."
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"Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they're singing about the same girl & get mad at each other."
"In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a very generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research."
"Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance? Because they are Thai fighters."
"I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby."
"Him: ""I killed the spider for you. He suffered."" Me: ( slowly turns around in swivel chair) ""Splendid."""
"Fifteen years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs and no hope."
"Skin divers How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a blue whale Four"
"A chicken lays a man on the floor Which came first?"
"Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins."